Archive for October, 2006

I’ve arrived.

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

I finally made it to the front page of Google search results for JEFF GRAY. For several years, posts that had anything to do with me remained a minimum of 13 pages back. At least.

Now all my long, lost homies can find me.

Update: I’ve just been boinked to the top of page 2 by some other Jeff Gray in New Zealand who apparently owns a BMW dealership. I demand payment of a crisp, new Z8 in compensation for emotional damage. And a new 6 series for Emily as punative damages.

I’m wildly creative…

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

…when I’m asleep.

Case in point: last night I had a dream. Karen Brinson (my old ceramics teacher from college) got up in the FMA (Founder’s Memorial Amphitorium) at BJU to sing a special during a Bible Conference service. Here’s what she sang:

I’m driving a parked cardigan.
I know how to use this club,
I know how to use this racket,
I know how to take this floor
And get it off my back-et.

And then a bunch of the girls in the balcony started singing the chorus with her (it had apparently been pre-arranged).

I enjoyed the bizarre play on words in the first line and the weird imagery in the last two lines. I have no idea what Freud would do with this one, but I’m confidant that I now know what it’s like to write songs on acid. If only my brain were this creative while I was awake…

Holocaust Cantata

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Last night my brother and I went to The Temple in midtown to listen to the Michael O’Neal Singers perform David McCullough’s Holocaust Cantata: Songs from the Camps. It was special that I got to be in a Jewish temple for the first time, and I was surprised at how much it looked like the inside of a Southern Baptist Church (except for the ark and the curtain instead of the cross and the baptistry). Emily and Stephanie are both singers in the MOS group so it was compulsory attendence anyway. Just kidding.

But in a sense, I’m not kidding. I mean, how many people would be thrilled to go hear a Holocaust cantata? It’s one of those experiences that you put yourself through because you know you should. Like vegetables, only in your ears.

The concert started with some wonderful select choruses from Mendelssohn’s Elijah (“Lift Thine Eyes”, “He, Watching Over Israel”, “Blessed Are the Men Who Fear Him”, “Be Not Afraid”, etc.) which I suppose were meant to be a counterpoint to the Holocaust Cantata (although that wasn’t really brought out in Michael O’Neil’s introduction to the pieces). Then the second chair cellist from the ASO performed Dvorák’s Klid. Then we plunged into the abyss.

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Of Arms and the Man I Sing…

Friday, October 20th, 2006

If I had to choose one place where life-altering experiences most often occur, it would have to be inside a concert hall. Like earlier posts have suggested, I have extreme reactions to beautiful music, especially when it’s live.

One concert I’ve been able to return to over and over was a concert Emily and I heard in Friedrichshafen (FREE-dricks-HAH-ven), Germany. Eva Dudley and Keren Baines and JeffWe went to the Friedrichshafen Schlosskirche with Dudley and Eva Baines (my mom’s cousin and her husband, who live in Germany [although they're from South Africa] and two of the nicest people we’ve ever met). The concert featured Matthiäs Schlubeck playing the panflute with organ accompaniment. I was a bit skeptical of the panflute since Zamfir was my only exposure to it before this concert, but Eva and Dudley raved about Schlubeck, so we went with them. aerial view of the SchlosskircheI’ve been able to revisit the concert over and over because 1) I bought a CD of his while we were there, and 2) I recorded some bootleg video during the concert, which you can watch by clicking the image below. But WAIT! Before you watch it, there’s something you should know about Matthiäs Schlubeck. He’s considered the world’s greatest panflutist, playing with amazing speed, sensitivity, and control.

And he has no arms.

Matthias Schlubeck videoYes, you read that right. No arms. He was born with only small stubbs and he’s overcome that handicap to become one of the finest musicians in the world. My bootleg video doesn’t exactly show off Schlubeck’s talents very well (excepting maybe his breath control), so I’ve actually included an MP3 file below (of a different, full-length piece) for everyone’s edification:

Keep in mind when you’re listening that Schlubeck has to move his head to get to the different notes (half-steps, though, are formed by also tilting the panflute forward). It’s simply amazing to watch. And Schlubeck himself was pretty funny. He had the crowd laughing almost every time he talked, which is unusual in Germany where everybody seems like they have obituaries playing on their iPods.

That concert is still the highlight of my trip to Germany/Switzerland.

1776

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

cover of 1776I just finished reading 1776 by David McCullough. Since I just read another history book, it was an interesting comparison. The writing in 1776 was much, much better than in Six Days of War. Six Days of War wasn’t bad writing, mind you. 1776 was just really good. McCullough isn’t just a historian; he’s also a very good writer.

Also, in both books, history was far, far, far sloppier than you normally hear it recounted. Stuff went wrong. Stuff kept going wrong. Heroes were very imperfect. People were sinners. My greatest surprise, though, was that George Washington was both better and worse than I had always heard. Better in the sense of having far more character than I’d been told (all that “chopping down the cherry tree” stuff). Worse in the sense of not being a very gifted general and prone to indecision. McCullough sums up Washington very well in the last paragraphs of the book:

He was not a brilliant strategist or tactician, not a gifted orator, not an intellectual. At several crucial moments he had shown marked indecisiveness. He had made serious mistakes in judgment. But experience had been his great teacher from boyhood, and in this his greatest test, he learned steadily from experience. Above all, Washington never forgot what was at stake and he never gave up.

Again and again, in letters to Congress and to his officers, and in his general orders, he had called for perseverance—for “perseverance and spirit,” for “patience and perseverance,” for “unremitting courage and perseverance.” Soon after the victories of Trenton and Princeton, he had written: “A people unused to restraint must be led, they will not be drove.” Without Washington’s leadership and unrelenting perseverance, the revolution almost certainly would have failed. As Nathanael Greene foresaw as the war went on, “He will be the deliverer of his own country.”

Washington was very patriotic, concerned for his men, extremely loyal, and indescribably patient. Even when Washington accidently read a letter addressed to his closest confidante—a letter which was an acknowledgement, frankly, of Washington’s friend’s betrayal of trust—Washington simply deeply apologized for having read the letter and passed right over the insult. George WashingtonHe made sure he always looked and acted the part of a leader in front of his men. Everyone—and I mean everyone—spoke of him as bringing peace and confidence wherever he walked. Men frequently called him “Excellency” (there’s a book by that name, in fact) because everything about him seemed kingly. If you take into account that he didn’t really have much to brag about except his perseverance (“not a brilliant strategist or tactician, not a gifted orator, not an intellectual”), the reverence people felt for him is uncanny. It just goes to show how someone’s inner life can glow through and the weight of their character can be felt by those around. It’s a humbling lesson.

The other humbling lesson is that the pictures of Continental soldiers dressed in rags with feet bleeding in the snow is no exaggeration. The bulk of the American soldiers fighting in 1776 were poor farmers and tradesmen who volunteered for their local militia. They were fed poorly, paid only once in a while, and put through daily back-breaking labor. They went up against the largest and most powerful army on the face of the earth at the time and many didn’t even have weapons. Hundreds died from the constant disease in the camps. Sure, there were a lot who were deserters, some who looted, many who ran the first few times they saw redcoats charge with fixed bayonets. But the majority stuck with it, and, in a mirror of their commander, overcame all obstacles through experience and perseverance.

15.4 inches of high tech goodness

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
MacBook Pro partialy closed

On Friday I was presented by Turner with my brand spanking new 15.4″ MacBook Pro (2.16 GHz Core Duo, 2 GB RAM, Radeon X1600 256MB video, if you care to know). I was given the choice of any machine I wanted to work off of and that was my pick. Mmmmm… feel the love… or is that jealousy I’m smelling?

So anyways… (Nacho fans?) I’ll be selling my 12″ G4 SpyBook. Before I do something stupid like list it on eBay, I’d much rather sell it to someone I know (and they in turn will be glad to not pay shipping). Here are the specs:

  • 12″ 1.33GHz G4 PowerBook
  • 768 MB RAM
  • 80 GB Hard Drive (recently replaced)
  • Combo drive (i.e., everything except the DVD burner)
  • Bluetooth & Airport (802.11g) (recently replaced)
  • OS X 10.4.8
  • no Applecare
  • custom shaping (read: slight dent) near the battery
  • complete generic specs
  • I’m including my Brenthaven 12″ laptop bag in the deal

I was thinking of charging around $550. I’ll be up in Greenville this weekend, if that matters to anyone.

Socio-political g(r)affe

Monday, October 9th, 2006

Will posted a socio-political personality test on his blog, so I just had to follow suit.

Well, it appears I’m most in the Stalinist camp… hmmm… think this test is a bit skewed toward the Libertarian/communist? The command system is Stalin, the Fascist is Hitler, the free market is Pinochet, and the libertarian/communist is Ghandi.

Big Bird said it best: one of these things is not like the other.

Of course, statisticians don’t like open-ended questions, and the ones on this test were no exception. I felt like responding to most of the questions by saying “wait, no, there’s a third (or fourth or fifth) option here,” or “do I have to answer as a human trying to make the world livable or as a Christian describing the perfect society?” I’d be totally communistic if we were all perfect. I’m totally capitalist since we’re not. In a lot of ways having polarized answers between human systems is simply a choice between the lesser of two evils.

I’ll shut up. Here are my totals:

  • Economic left/right: 2.50
  • Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.03

According to this I’m relatively middle of the road, and I guess that’s about as accurate as you can get when polling someone who’s living for the Kingdom of Light while living in the Kingdom of Darkness.

THIS is a journey… into soup.

Monday, October 9th, 2006

I had another food adventure, this time at the Lil’ River Grill in downtown Lawrenceville. It’s what I would call a semi-gourmet restaurant (certainly more culinarily advanced than, say, Macaroni Grill, but still not quite a full-fledged duck-breast-vichysoisse-soufflé kind of gourmet restaurant). Once again, I must record my food firsts:

  • shrimp, potato, & red pepper chowder
  • pecorino & blue crab
  • (real) mozarella with heirloom tomatoes, sea salt, sweet basil, oilve oil, and some sort of potent vinaigrette
  • mascarpone cheesecake with blackberry glaze

Interior of the Lil River GrillEmily raved that the mascarpone cheescake was the best cheescake she’s ever had. It was served in a bowl with the crust in the bottom of the bowl, then the cheese filling, then two thin buttery-crispy-flaky-cookie-thingies (I have an extensive gourmet vocabulary) stuck edgewise on top with blackberries and blackberry glaze filling the space between the two cookies. Yum. Getting hungry again.

Actually, one of the nicest things about the restaurant was the interior decoration, which used the natural brick of the old building it was located in to good effect. The pictures on their site are a surprisingly lame depiction of how nice it is inside.

One of the best things about this food adventure was the price. I got some “Dining Perks” dollars through Turner which I could use at the restaurant. They work like this: you buy the dollars like a gift certificate (good at a bunch of different restaurants), but you’re buying them at a discount. In Turner’s case, it’s a 50% discount. So, at a semi-gourmet restaurant, we got off with appetizers, entrées, and desserts for two people for $30. There’s nothing so nice as going to a nice restaurant where I like the food and Emily likes the price.

Books I have known.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

I’m not going to meme this one, but I just wanted to make a list of books I’ve read in the past 12 months. It serves the dual purpose of reminding me of things that I enjoyed reading and of things I should still know.

  1. The Management Methods of Jesus, by Bob Briner
  2. A Grief Observed, by C.S. Lewis
  3. The Gospel According to Moses, by Athol Dickson
  4. Regina Silsby’s Secret War, by Thomas J. Brodeur
  5. Regina Silsby’s Phantom Militia, by Thomas J. Brodeur
  6. Getting to Yes, by Roger Fisher & William Ury *
  7. The Go-Getter, by Peter B. Kyne
  8. QBQ!: The Question Behind the Question, by John G. Miller
  9. How Shall We Then Live, by Francis A. Schaeffer *
  10. The E-Myth Revisited, by Michael Gerber
  11. The Pursuit of Holiness, by Jerry Bridges *
  12. Christian Liberty, by Rex M. Rogers
  13. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl
  14. Good to Great, by Jim Collins
  15. Man of Vision, by Marilee Pierce Dunker
  16. Ordering Your Private World, by George MacDonald *
  17. Velvet Elvis, by Rob Bell
  18. To Own a Dragon, by Donald Miller
  19. Like Your Neighbor?, by Stephen W. Sorenson *
  20. Success and the Christian, by A.W. Tozer
  21. On Writing Well, by William Zinsser
  22. James Madison, by Gary Wills
  23. Biggest Brother: The Life of Major Dick Winters, by Larry Alexander
  24. Heaven, by Randy Alcorn *
  25. The Millionaire Next Door, by Thomas Stanley & William Danko *
  26. Symphonic Theology, by Vern Poythress
  27. Gates of Fire, by Stephen Pressfield
  28. Six Days of War, by Michael B. Oren
  29. Humility, by C.J. Mahaney *

* Indicates my top reads (i.e., most significant impact) for the year.

A Meme of My Own

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

Since I’ve been memed recently by Will, I figured I needed to turn around the favor and do a little of my own.

So allow me to announce the “Where have you been in the U.S. and the World” meme. For this one, you’ll need to use the map generators here and here. Just select the places you’ve been and have it generate the map. Voila.

I’ve included my own maps below (although I’ve modified the colors a little because they were a bit too intense before. I’m a designer, for crying out loud.

One caveat, though: these must be places you visited, not simply airport stops or train rides across. Otherwise I’d be able to add a whole bunch more.

Map of states in the U.S. I have visited
Map of places in the world I have visited

Tag five people:

  1. Will
  2. Emily
  3. TJ
  4. Brannon
  5. John

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