I’m wildly creative…

October 26th, 2006

…when I’m asleep.

Case in point: last night I had a dream. Karen Brinson (my old ceramics teacher from college) got up in the FMA (Founder’s Memorial Amphitorium) at BJU to sing a special during a Bible Conference service. Here’s what she sang:

I’m driving a parked cardigan.
I know how to use this club,
I know how to use this racket,
I know how to take this floor
And get it off my back-et.

And then a bunch of the girls in the balcony started singing the chorus with her (it had apparently been pre-arranged).

I enjoyed the bizarre play on words in the first line and the weird imagery in the last two lines. I have no idea what Freud would do with this one, but I’m confidant that I now know what it’s like to write songs on acid. If only my brain were this creative while I was awake…

4 Responses to “I’m wildly creative…”

  1. Will Says:

    AWEsome!

    Too bad you can’t record your dreams so other people can experience them, eh?
    I remember when I was young thinking that I would become an inventor and invent some way to record dreams. For some reason, dreams have always been one of my favorite things…

  2. TJ Says:

    Dude! You are soooo weird. I think that trumps my “road less traveled” post.

    I just can’t believe you actually remember lines to her song! That is hilarious.

  3. Jeff Says:

    I’m surprised I remember the words, too… I wish I could remember what the girls in the balcony were singing for the chorus, but I think I was just as surprised as everyone else in the balcony that the girls were singing. How weird that you can be surprised by something you’re making up.

  4. Will Says:

    “How weird that you can be surprised by something you’re making up. ”

    It’s like actually being tickled by your own arm that you didn’t know was there.

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