I’ve arrived.
October 31st, 2006I finally made it to the front page of Google search results for JEFF GRAY. For several years, posts that had anything to do with me remained a minimum of 13 pages back. At least.
Now all my long, lost homies can find me.
Update: I’ve just been boinked to the top of page 2 by some other Jeff Gray in New Zealand who apparently owns a BMW dealership. I demand payment of a crisp, new Z8 in compensation for emotional damage. And a new 6 series for Emily as punative damages.
October 31st, 2006 at 1:48 pm
I’ll take a z4 for feeling your emotional pain from your post.
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:30 pm
I confess. I’ve been calling the Jeff Grays of the world and asking them to start websites.
My bad.
November 6th, 2006 at 9:59 am
Ack! Traitor!
December 9th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
So i guess you’ll be naming your offspring stuff like “Jehoyida” and “Absinthe” to help them avoid the same mental trauma?
With my rather distinctive last name i’m all the links on the first page, and most on the second. I started turning up on the first page of “john bjerk” links years ago, before i had a website.
Perhaps you could start going by your initials J.?.Grey. It has the additional benefit of making you sound like a distinguished author.